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Hank is almost a cartoonish country-bumpkin name. Also reminds me of the Hank the Cowdog stories, where Hank tried to solve mysteries around the ranch and was always mangling his words.
Scipio doesn't feel like a first name at all. They don't sound remotely like brothers.

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