Create your own crazily named celebrity family!
The naming criteria for the kids are mostly based on real celebrity baby names. You can name the parents whatever you want, and choose whether they're actors/musicians/whatever. They don't have to have stage names if you don't want them to. I just thought it would make the more interesting.
NB: The first 15 will be judged. For each category I will pick the funniest name and the most usable name, so you can be as serious or as silly as you want.
LN:
DH's real name:
DH's stage name:
DH's career:
DW's real name:
DW's stage name:
DW's career:
DD: FN must be a royal or noble title; MN must be DW's or DH's first or middle name
DD/DS: FNs must be names usually reserved for pets; MNs must be Disney characters
DD: FN must be a hippie-sounding name; MN must be a childish nickname
DS: FN must be a personality trait; MN must be an occupation ending in -er
DS: FN must be the name of a place; MN must be a name from the language spoken in that place
DS: FN must be related to technology; MN must be a subject you can study
DD: FN must be a flower; MN must be a name usually associated with a particular celebrity
DD/DD/DS: FNs must be from comic books or comic strips; MNs must be Hawaiian
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