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Help[Facts] More practical child-rearing advice! :)
in reply to a message by Gia Nadine
"I will tell him that his Auntie Nan said he has to learn how to say her name right! LOL"
Good! And if he cries, tell him he'd better stop because his Auntie Nan says there's a great, big Boogie Monster who listens veeeeeery sharply for the sound of little children crying. And, when the Boogie Monster hears crying, he follows the sound until he finds the crying children. And, once he finds them, HE EATS THEM UP!
I've got lotsa great child-rearing advice! I oughta write a book! :)
-- Nanaea
Good! And if he cries, tell him he'd better stop because his Auntie Nan says there's a great, big Boogie Monster who listens veeeeeery sharply for the sound of little children crying. And, when the Boogie Monster hears crying, he follows the sound until he finds the crying children. And, once he finds them, HE EATS THEM UP!
I've got lotsa great child-rearing advice! I oughta write a book! :)
-- Nanaea
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If that doesn't work, tell him that Auntie Phyl has a few friends who would like to visit. There are THOUSANDS of spirits who like to deal with naughty children. I think Joseph Bruchac wrote a book of horror stories based on Native spirits. I don't remember it off the top of my head, but...
Oh, Nan... Could you see if your library system has a copy? :D Go raibh maith agat aris.
Phyllis (aka Sidhe Uaine or Gaia Euphoria)
Oh, Nan... Could you see if your library system has a copy? :D Go raibh maith agat aris.
Phyllis (aka Sidhe Uaine or Gaia Euphoria)
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