[Facts] Re: Not kind eyes...
LOL! I especially liked: "Dyke tension (a Daividhesque side-effect)". The doctor should've sent a few gay, liberal anagrammatists to Daividh's house. Poor Daividh would've been so shaken up, he'd've pee'd that stone out like a cork shot outta a champagne bottle. :)
Since I can't beat those anagrams of yours, Pavlos, I'll instead give an anagrammed name to Daividh's kidney stone: "Otis Kennedy" :)
-- Nanaea