What's your Elf Name?
Dixie Stocking Stuffer
What's your Monster Name?
Blood Thirsty Ogre
What's your Vampire Name?
Seductress of Pain
What's your Italian Name?
Aniela Greco
What's your
German Name?
Elke Jutta
What's your Irish Name?
Aine Power
What's your Japanese Name?
Taka Shigenoi
What's your Russian Name?
Zhenechka Lenusy Morozov
What's your French Name?
Marie Vachon
What's your Hawaiian Name?
Kalea Kamea
What's your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Samara Lopes
What's your Old-Fashioned Name?
Margery Ruggwain
What's your 1920's Name?
Fannie Esperanza
What's your 1950's Name?
Virginia Phyllis
What's your Pimp Name?
G-string Luv
What's your Celebrity Baby Name?
Science Diva
What's your Wrestler Name?
Lil' Misery
What's your Hillbilly Name?
Lil'
Pearl Hogg
What's your Boobie Name?
Mork and
Mindy - LOL
What's your Penis Name?
Elvis
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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
Scottish Proverb
"'Scuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"