[Facts] Heheh, our BTN Melissa is way smarter than your ol' Haggisbutt Melissa!
Haggisbutt Melissa is ignoring you because you're MEAN, Andrea! You've come over to the Dark Side -- you're not only MEAN, but also CONFUSING to her!
You know, Andrea, if your doctor should ever suggest that you exercise with dumbells, you could always ask Haggisbutt Melissa to join you in a walk. :)
Too bad our own BTN Melissa isn't around here more often. Where is she, anyway? If we were to have a Battle of the Melissas' Brains, BTN Melissa would kick Haggisbutt Melissa's haggisBUTT! :)
-- Nanaea