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Hi, my name is Chelsea Nicole.
Think: Blah blah blah... I hate both of these names. I wonder if she was named after Chelsea Clinton...or Chelsea, MA?
Say: Hey girl!

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This is my brother, David Thomas.
Think: *yawn* I have known 89439834 David Thomas'
Say: Do you go by Dave?

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This is my brother, Luke Joseph.
Think: Luke luke...makes me wanna puke!
Say: Is your real name Lucas?

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This is my dad, Thomas Scott.
Think: Wow... this family has boring names.
Say: Nice to meet you, Tom!

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This is my mom, Melanie Gay.
Think: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Melanie is one of my least favorite names EVER! It reminds me of melanoma! And Gay is just unfortunate in this day and age.
Say: Hello.