Honestly, I'd laugh if I met a kid named
Wilfred. I'd wonder why his parents thought that was a good idea to use such a dated and wimpy name amidst a world of Ethans and Christophers. Not saying that every kid needs to be
Ethan or
Chris, but there is a middle ground between boring and ridiculous.
I place
Wilfred in the "terminal" category with
Melvin,
Algernon,
Norman, and
Hiram. Just no.