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Christopher - but not Chris
Bartholomew - but not Bart
Mathilda - but not Mattie
Patrick - but not Pat
Richard - but not Dick
Robert - but not Bob or Bobby
Peter - but not Pete or worse, Petey
Susannah - but not Sue or Susie
Michael - but not Mike
Annette - but not Annie
Michelle - but not Shelly(I'm a Michelle, and Shelly disgusts me, :P)
Phillip - but not Phil
Nicola - but not Nicki
Judah - but not Jude
Anakin - but not Ani
Edward - but not Ed or Eddie
Vincent - but not Vinnie
Charlotte - but not Charlie
Jedidiah - but not Jed

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