I have nothing to do with this site so you're wrong on that count too. This Johanus de Morgateroyde crapola is a real howler, a total fabrication that a five-year-old child would not fall for. When you google it, you get all of ten hits which lead back to a story made up by a total unknown named Gary Martin who wrote something called Heavens to Murgatroyd. Why don't you try looking stuff up in a real onomastic dictionary for a change?