This last name has brought unmeasurable joy throughout my years. I wish it was my last name. So much power and gusto. Imagine a pretty girl with the last name Armstrong. That would be the hottest girl ever, I would marry her. I don't know any Armstrong people other than Neil. But my golly when I do, I will freak the freak out. If your last name is Armstrong you are so strong and attractive and have the willpower of an antarctic husky.
The Armstrong family were boarder reavers on the Scottish/English border. They stole cattle from one country and sold it in the other, after retreating to the highlands if Scotland when wanted by the legal authorities. More information can be found at the Armstrong Museum in Great Britain.