That the scariest name I found there was the article author's son's? Otter, for crying out loud!
The other worst offenders, imo, were
Rob Morrow's
Tu Morrow and, of course,
Jason Lee's Pilot Inspektor. *Headdesk* At least spell it properly!
Miranda
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of diseased mind" -- Terry Pratchett