*lays head in hands, sobs in anguish* This is why we need naming laws, dammit!
Stardoeg: *groans again* I knew it, I just knew it. Since I adopted the Allman Brothers' "Tied to the Whipping Post" as the theme song for these Random Ba's (hope you don't mind, Sabrina!) I was afraid somebody would do something like this: Skydog was Duane ALlman's nickname. What is Stardoeg, his illiterate alter-ego? *moans again*
Desi Lia: Sounds just like a girl.
Cane Josiah: I feel like caning somebody, I can tell you that.
Ruly: How come you never hear the word ruly, yet we hear unruly all the time?
Kawner: The most godawful mipronunciation and misspelling of Conner I ever saw.
Bond Nelson: "The name is Bond. Bond Nelson." Falls flat, right?
Artak: Makers of snowshoes and skis.
Believe Ry-Anne: No, I don't believe her.
Darling.: No. No! Noooo!!!
Lowe: Lowe, let's build something together.
Mistiny: Missed destiny.
Nova Rainbow: New sports car?
Paisley Skye: Somebody's been smoking too much.
Kaizer Pearl Salmon: A delicious fish that's excellent broiled, grilled or poached.
I'm sorry, I must go now. I must take to my bed and weep for a while.