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*lays head in hands, sobs in anguish* This is why we need naming laws, dammit!

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Stardoeg: *groans again* I knew it, I just knew it. Since I adopted the Allman Brothers' "Tied to the Whipping Post" as the theme song for these Random Ba's (hope you don't mind, Sabrina!) I was afraid somebody would do something like this: Skydog was Duane ALlman's nickname. What is Stardoeg, his illiterate alter-ego? *moans again*

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Desi Lia: Sounds just like a girl.

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Cane Josiah: I feel like caning somebody, I can tell you that.

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Ruly: How come you never hear the word ruly, yet we hear unruly all the time?

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Kawner: The most godawful mipronunciation and misspelling of Conner I ever saw.

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Bond Nelson: "The name is Bond. Bond Nelson." Falls flat, right?

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Artak: Makers of snowshoes and skis.

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Believe Ry-Anne: No, I don't believe her.

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Darling.: No. No! Noooo!!!

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Lowe: Lowe, let's build something together.

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Mistiny: Missed destiny.

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Nova Rainbow: New sports car?

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Paisley Skye: Somebody's been smoking too much.

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Kaizer Pearl Salmon: A delicious fish that's excellent broiled, grilled or poached.

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I'm sorry, I must go now. I must take to my bed and weep for a while.