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I did a semi-proper roast. No insult intended if these names are dear to you, it's just for fun.

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Taraja Circe - Cirque du Taj Mahal? What?
Amaryllis Ingrid - a bunch of sounds no one wants to say together
Circe Leibel - Leibel sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen
Madeira Ouida - ouija board
Elodie Fayette - her nn could simply be Lafayette
Alynah Grace - will spend most her life spelling her fn
Elodie Briar - briars are thorny, Elodie is melodious - doesn't sounds great
Ahava Kiera - a name no one will remember how to pronounce or spell
Avaline Christine - Here at Avaline Christine Dream, we show YOU how to reach your dreams!
Christi Vivette - good drag queen name
Ysadora Emmalyne - confused about her goals
Giselle Jillian - Giji
Leighanne Maura - going nowhere
Austria Yvette - you need to be extremely wealthy to pull this one off
Angie Mae - inconsequential
Margaux Rue - some kind of French sauce
Sappho Rose - Axel Rose's great grand-kid
Gilda Ilo, Lenora Vivian, Matija Helene, Eileen Cassiopia - pile of yuck
Rowan Beau - Rowan, Rowan, Rowan your Beaut, gently down the stream...
Finnley Micha - confused
Kit Bly - from the creators of Bitly, we bring you Kitbly!
Irwin Aarti, Curtis Bohdi, Liam Jewiir, Sawyer Levi, Rohan Dexter, Sal Leon, Orion Ydris, Imanuel Sören- nms
Emrys Roland - decent
Stellan Percy - decent