[Opinions] Re: Birth Announcements....
All those are pretty bad (you can't go two steps nowadays without falling over an Ava Grace) but three stick out as especially funny:
Daytona Jean: I should write a low-down country western song about Daytona Jean, who hangs around the race tracks trying to pick up the drivers but only manages to get with the pit crews.
Scarlette Lux: for some reason this makes me think of a red fur coat.
Parrish Weston: "Perish, Weston! Die, suckah!"